How could I have thought that a week would pass without a lawsuit against Apple (as seems to be the recent trend). I won't go into the various details, as many more reputable bloggers have no doubt ripped this latest claim apart. In fact, Ars Technica seems to have covered this topic already, hence I shall direct you to Jacqui Cheng's take on the case.

All I can say is Good Luck to you sir! Hopefully this case won't get thrown out like a pesky little murder trial and all of the world will be able to shower in unlocked iPhone's raining from the heavens.